It took me months to harvest enough chest hair to make my toupees. I didn't tell Nancy about the project, because I was afraid she wouldn't get it.The beginning of every dream has a fragile stage that needs nurture, not questions about the sanity of the dreamer.
So I hid the ever growing bag of chest hair in my sock drawer.
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From Iggy: Corporate Scientist and Sockologist,
"I have proven in my recent findings that the use of organic ingredients in the production of socks serves as a catalyst, enabling bottom-line results. A number of longitudinal studies over the past few days revealed that prickly ash bark and wormwood hydroflower produced a chemical reaction, resulting in coarse hair growth that exceeded any and all expectations."
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