Sunday, April 8, 2007

The Chest Hair Toupee


This is one of our most popular toupees. It's great for when you visit big cities. No one has ever been mugged while wearing this style. It says "Stay away. I'm not right. You don't want any of this!"

1 comment:

gundyman said...

It's true! I saw a movie with Tom about a week ago and he was wearing this toupee. I didn't see him clearly until after the movie ended and the lights came up. I looked at him and said, "Noooo! Please God nooo! I ran without even stopping by the bathroom on the way out! Killer hair-do man!!!

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