Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God!

Another great book from the men who brought us This Book Will change Your Life, and it's sequel This Book Will Change Your Life Again! There is some very funny stuff in here. Follow this plan for each year of your life starting from age 0 to 100. Here are some examples.

Age 1: Learn to babble incoherently
Age 2: Learn to master bodily functions
Age 4: Attempt to murder your younger siblings (Lists ways)
Age 7: Ask adults stupid questions (Gives examples)
Age 8: Let TV start controlling your mind
Age 13: Go from loving to hating your parents
Age 15: Rebel against society
Age 26: Start working for the Man
Age 36: Burden your kids with unreasonable expectations
Age 45: Adopt a third world orphan
Age 46: Divorce messily
Age 58: Turn into your parents
Age 68: Move to Florida
Age 71: Spoil your grandchildren
Age 84: Discuss nothing but your diseases