Chest Hair Toupee

It took me months to harvest enough chest hair to make my toupees. I didn't tell Nancy about the project, because I was afraid she wouldn't get it.

The beginning of every dream has a fragile stage that needs nurture, not questions about the sanity of the dreamer.

So I hid the ever growing bag of chest hair in my sock drawer.

Chest Hair Toupee

We call this retro style The Pompadour.

Chest Hair Toupee

We call this the Glamor Shot. I can't tell you how many times I've been stopped on the street when I'm wearing this one and asked if I am a model.

Chest Hair Toupee

I feel pretty

Chest Hair Toupee

You talkin ta me?

Chest Hair Toupee

We get lot's of letters and emails from the hip youngsters who say, " Tom, we totally Love your products! But do you have anything edgy for our punk, grunge, goth, emo, hip hop generation?"

Yes we do! The beauty of the Chest Hair Toupee is that it never goes out of style! I personally recommend The Chest Hair Mohawk.

Chest Hair Toupee

It looks real, because it is real. Note the enhanced eyebrows for that powerful manly look. Also comes in Unibrow.